Saturday, May 26, 2012

We are the Greeks of Mars


            In The Homeric Hymns[1]  the poet describes the four daughters of Keleos, who discovered the bereaved Demeter near a spring where they had gone to fetch water. The goddess appeared to them as an old woman. They showed her the respect due to age and persuaded their mother, Metaneira, to hire the old woman as a nurse for their baby brother. Metaneira proposed a long term employment contract, with excellent pay and outstanding performance incentives.[2] The girls ran back to the spring to tell the goddess the good news. 

            The lovely image of the four girls has survived for 3000 years:

                        And they, as deer or heifers
                        in the season of spring
                        sated in their hearts with pasture
                        frisk over a meadow,
                        held up the folds of their lovely robes
                        and darted along the hollow wagon road,
                        as their flowing hair
                        tossed about their shoulders,
                        like the flowers of the crocus.

            Charming—not only for the picture of the children[3] but as one of the earliest descriptions of the rich doing “job creation”.[4]
 
            I thought about this while spading my garden, and about Rebecca Lochlann’s historical fantasy of life in Crete during the ‘Minoan’ era. [see Amazon: Children of the Erinyes]

            I don’t know much about the Minoan period, maybe nobody really does, but Ms. Lochlann certainly knows more than I—so I cheerfully accepted her picture of an Elysian era when women were worshipped (as, surely, they are entitled to be) the Queen got to marry the boldest and strongest of each year’s crop of suitors, and (perhaps best of all) to dispose of him in the labyrinth before he got too boring.

            There is pretty good evidence that Minoan religion required a fresh royal husband for each spring solstice, but whether or not this was actually so, or whatever it may have meant to the Minoans themselves, Ms. Lochlann’s books make a plausible case for how such a system might have worked, as mediated through the consciousness of a modern woman.

            The books are set in that unhappy decade when Santorini exploded, causing a massive tsunami. Natural disaster was followed by disaster man-made, an invasion of Mycenaean male chauvinists. The Cretan matriarchy was destroyed and the island incorporated into that three millennium disaster of male domination known as ‘Western Civilization’.

            “Oh woe,” I thought.

            But then, I wondered, “How much do we really know?” We call them ‘Minoans’ but what did they call themselves, what language did they speak, where did they come from? And in spite of the blesséd Michael Ventris,[5] whose decoding of Linear B confirmed that the Mycenaens were Greek—we don’t know a whole lot more about the Mycenaens. Magnificent ruins, beautiful  treasures, a few hundred tablets (warehouse inventories, cryptic allusions to threatening ‘sea people’.) Not so much.

            But of course, we have Homer (whoever he, she or they may have been) and that makes all the difference. It gives us a sense of who we are and where we came from. We are still Greeks, albeit a hundred generations down the road. Demeter and Persephone, are not ‘their’ goddesses—they are ours, Achilles and Hector our own heroes, and Helen (as ditsy as she may have been) our ideal blonde.[6]

            Do their stories tell ‘the truth’ about them? Did Athena constantly butt into the war at Troy to favor one side over the other? Maybe not. Does Ms. Lochlann’s  historical fiction reveal the reality of Knossos? Or was Crete like Egypt—a traditional society, boringly repetitive and wearisome, except for certain high points barely visible from our peak in Darien?

            I remembered the country fellow who gave up reading fiction when he learned it was just ‘made-up stories’. I wondered if I should do the same. But then I thought, “That’s what the past is for, fodder for wild surmise.” And it follows, I think, that that’s what we are for—to make up stories, so that on Mars, a hundred generations hence, people will know about ‘Earth’—who we were and who they are. Not literally, of course, but fictionally—by far the more important truth.

            I finished spading the tomato patch and came inside for a beer.




[1] (trans. Athanakos N. Athanassakis, Johns Hopkins University, 2004)
[2] Metaneira later reneged, and the consequences were pretty dire—but the probability of hiring an angry goddess is low and the risk can be offset by Goddess Default Swaps (available at my website for a modest premium.)
[3] It is implied that the girls were teenagers, but at least in the classical period, any girl who had entered puberty wouldn’t have been allowed frisky frolics in the sunshine. However, Persephone’s story predates classical Greece—so different rules may have applied. Persephone herself, a goddess of marriageable age (assuming the gods worried about such details) got into trouble while outdoors picking flowers.
[4] Not unlike contemporary CEOs, nobly utilizing their excessive wealth to create jobs, like candy flung from a Mardi Gras float.

[5] See, J. Chadwick, The Decipherment of Linear B, Cambridge University, 1958 (a wonderful book.)
[6] Our beautiful, pathetic (nearly tragic) ‘Marilyn’ being but a recent incarnation.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Remembrance of Time Past


RECOVERED MEMORY SYNDROME

I was born in the 30’s of the last century before the advent of modern medicine. The doctors of those days had never heard of Rh factors. A typical prognosis for such a baby (puny, shriveled and jaundiced) was the tilted hand gesture (‘maybe-maybe not’.)
I vividly recall hanging upside down and receiving a couple of sharp whacks as the delivering doctor explained Galen’s theories to my parents. “Your son is of an aqueous humor, cool, lethargic, melancholy, unlikely to thrive. Of course the hospital cannot offer any refunds or exchanges. You’ll have to make the best of it. You can leave him here for a few days. Maybe he’ll ripen a little, and at least it will give you a chance to get over the shock.”
My long suffering parents (I had three older sisters) nodded stoically and left me behind. Contrary to predictions, I did well, and soon found myself a favorite of the nurses, lusty wenches of Bavarian and Liverpudlian extraction, who laughed heartily at their own risqué jokes as they changed diapers.
“Gott im himmel! Look at this one!” says Greta.
“Ooh!” says Colleen, “… ‘ee really fancies you, luv.”
“Jah, ha ha, more than Hans, I’m thinking.”
“Well, too bad, Greta, I think you’re a little old for him.” And to me she added, with a coy giggle, “I’ll wait for you, dearie—I promise.”
“Ach. Poor little mannikin. He’ll never enjoy the likes of us—and none of our sort will ever have him.”
“Oh? Why not, luv?”
“He’s a Protestant.”
“Oh, poor thing. How sad that must be. Never to confess or be forgiven. How can they ever enjoy anything?”
“They can’t. It’s why they muck things up.”
Well, I did fancy her, and Colleen too, for (perhaps by way of compensation for my unlucky prospects in love) they clasped me to their comfortable bosoms while feeding me (by bottle, alas). It gave me some sense of the pleasures of the flesh, and I held on for dear life, but when at last I was returned to my parents, and baptized in the austere church suited to my modest rank and heritage—the doctor was proven correct.
Away from Greta and Colleen I sank into a lifelong miasma of intermittent melancholia. But at this tag end of time, the circle is closing. Suddenly, I remember. Warm  breasts in starchy pinafores. The laughter of young women.
I’m sure I heard it—somewhere around here.